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So cute!

A colleague forwarded this joke today. The best part was that this joke was titled 'Jungle Book'. Imagine a cuddly, fuzzy little rabbit running about like this!

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A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come with merunning through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing opium, so the rabbit again says,"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Comerunning with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin shot...The rabbit says "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,"Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers... That little devil makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's high on cocaine!"

Comments

It's a great Friday morning joke (for me). Cheers!
Mukta Raut said…
have a great friday, idle!
Anonymous said…
love it love it love it!
anumita
Anonymous said…
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha .... i just solved a big bug in my program and now this ... can friday get better than this ??? !!! :D

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