What my service provider knows

I have a Hutch pre-paid connection. Pre-paid is to mobile connection what the color of the pumpkin was to Cinderella. (Side issue, I mean.)

My days are now filled with a certain anxiety, where I sort of jump out of my skin at every little sound. So, I, many times, wonder when my dreadful office days will end.

Hutch decides to be the pointer of the Universe Jonathan Cainer keeps talking about. Hutch sends me an advert: ‘Dial *123*21* to activate the Astro alerts and know what your starts have in store for you today. Rs. 15/ month.’

Yes..that’s what I want to know..about my ‘starts’.