Monday, Moanday

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Limp, insipid, lame, stale, soggy, callow, soppy, langorous, somnambulist, thesauritically surfeited lazy Monday. Pages and pages of convoluted content. Mind getting fussy and stupid. Time getting susky and sore.

And then, conversation in adjacent cubicle:
Very very senior writer to whittle twittle rookie: I want you to do some groundwork before you begin storyboarding.



Rookie: Yes?

Senior: Take this book. I want you to brush up on colons.

Rookie grimaces: You mean...

Senior smiles: Grammar.

Would have been interesting to see the picture in rookie's head.

Comments

Hyde said…
The picture? Two large nails, placed in a vertical fashion. Just like a colon.
7:16 PM
karmic said…
Moanday sometimes feels worse when it's a holiday for a lot of people (President's day) but it is not something your company observes.
So you still trudge in, bleary eyed and in need for a coffee and not quite ready to hit the ground running. Oh well..
PS: Mukta, I found this food site, lot of focus on food from A.P. Check it out folks if you so please. Good pics of recipes as you cook. It helps a lot if you are trying out something new. -> Recipes from India & the world
9:24 PM
Chitra said…
"Limp, insipid, lame, stale, soggy, callow, soppy, langorous, somnambulist, thesauritically surfeited lazy Monday" HA HA HA HA ... kya description hain !!
11:21 AM
Mukta Raut said…
hey hyde,

I was thinking of the biological colons. imagine a new writer being asked to brush up on that! he he!

hey karmic,

I most certainly will check it out! thanks

hey sen,

liking the song, eh? good good. Now try and get your hands on 'You've got Mexico'. You'll thank me for that. :-) By the way, hows the food at your canteen?
11:25 AM
karmic said…
hey hyde,
I was thinking of the biological colons. imagine a new writer being asked to brush up on that! he he!

Talk about a major ewww..factor right there... Oh the imagery...Oh the imagery..
*Must get it out of my mind....*
5:52 PM
Mukta Raut said…
hi chitra,

hee hee!

Hi jay,

hee hee hee!
6:02 PM
Mukta Raut said…
:-)

Come on..it's never that bad.
12:56 AM
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