Thursday, April 12, 2007

Delhi vibes

If you attract hostility in Delhi, you must be:

1. A person from Mumbai (Bombay people being those bloody regional chauvinists)
2. A pedestrian
3. A cop
4. Allergic to paneer
5. Not interested in potato
6. Not interested in Amitabh Bacchan
7. A rice-eater instead of a roti/ paratha/ kulcha/ naan/ laccheddar roti, paratha, kulcha, naan eater
7. Punjabi (as a concept, not a community. As in ‘Yeh Punjabi wale harkat mat kar.’)
8. An occupied parking space and finally....
9. The law

6 comments:

Prabhsharanbir Singh said...

Any sensible man must welcome such hostility.

Anonymous said...

Does'nt Amitabh stay in bombay? This has some potential for ambivalence.

Mellowdrama said...

Actually you have just have to be. You don't have to try to attract hostility, it will find you - you are in Delhi remember? - Mumbai convert.

Reeta Skeeter said...

lol

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mukta raut said...

Hi Annu, Thanks so much for visiting the blog. I no longer live in Delhi though...in Pune...so if you have something in Pune I could check out, I'll do that. :-))